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11-20-2012, 01:05 PM
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Obama tragedy
President Obama was visiting a primary school, and visited the 1st grade classes. The class was in the middle of a lesson on words and thier meaning. Obama ask if any of the kids could give the meaning of the word "tragedy". One lil boy stood up and said " If my best freind was playing in the road and got hit by a car and killed that would be a tragedy." Obama replied, "No, that would be an acident" So a little girl stood up and said "If a bus carrying 50 students ran off a cliff and everyone died, that would be a tragedy!" Obama replied, No, that would be a great loss." So the room went silent and then Little Johnny stood up and said "If You and Mrs. Obama were in a plane and it got hit by a "friendly fire missle" and you all died then that would be a tragedy!" Obama replied, "Yes, Johnny that would be a tragedy, but can you tell me why?" Johnny said, "Because, it sure as hell won't be a great loss and you can bet your a** it probably wasn't an accident either!"
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#2
11-20-2012, 01:18 PM
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LOL!!!!
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11-20-2012, 01:20 PM
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Lol! Boy lil Johnny sure is sharp!
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#6
12-03-2012, 12:24 AM
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I'll believe dat fa sur!
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