Christmas laser lights stolen

[Elbert Chamblee]

I went out in the yard after dark and checked 2 of my lights. Well some little S__ stole them last night. I went to the extension cord and 2 cords were missing too. Man that pisses me off. I heard the dog barking late and went outside with S&W but didn't see anything and lights were still on. I guess they came back later and stole the 2 close to the road. I guess I should have skinned the wire a little to light the thief up. But they would sue for killing the _____!