Stupid things you've told your wife

[Goooh]

Originally Posted by Matt G

That's how it's done? I've been getting it backwards all these years....

I'm right. You're wrong. Shut up..... And where's my dinner?

X2... If that don't work, get a thick phone book, put that on the side of her face and WHOP! You can punch the phone book so hard it will knock her out and never leave a mark!

Of course I've never done that though, my wife shoots every gun I own a little too well.