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Old 08-20-2010, 05:09 PM
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Ok......This not a joke, & I know seizures aren't funny but found extreme humor in this! One of the guys I work with used to be a paramedic & he has told us some absolutely unbelievable stories!!!!!! But this one OMG!

They got a call about a possible seizure victim, they arrive at the house (not so good part of town "hint") & knock on the door, Man arrives at the door.

Paramedics can we help you sir, can you tell what's going on?

Yuh, you see me & my ol lady was in the back having relations & she started twicthing, jerking & shaking real bad.

P/M.....Well sounds like a seizure, where is she?

She's in the bedroom, Seizure? I be's thinking maybe her "cummer" had gotten stuck.



P/M said he dropped his medical bag in the floor & walked out the door & sat on the front porch for about 10 minutes till he could quit crying!!!!!!!
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Old 08-20-2010, 05:26 PM
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*****ooooooooo i got some funny ones from my dad !!!!!
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Wow ***** that's just insane!!
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Dude!!!!!! If you ever get their cummer stuck you know you doing some good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hahaha.

That's awesome
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Dude!!!!!! If you ever get their cummer stuck you know you doing some good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ummmmmm no comment!
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LOL, Ive seen alot in the ER and the FD. but a stuck cummer is a new one to me
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Ummmmmm no comment!
Happens to my wife all the time......that's why I'm jealous of her boyfriend!!!!!
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Dammit Dink, just spit ice cream on the puter.
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Dink. I'm sorry your jealous

I'm just good at what I do
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Dink. I'm sorry your jealous

I'm just good at what I do
Ha!!! You wish!!!

I'd be pissed, but he works at Popeye's and gives me free chicken!!
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I could write a book!

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I have that affect on the ladies too!!!
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