Celibacy

[DUCKGOGETTER]

Back in my single days i was at a buddies house trying to close the deal with this chick, and she told me as a joke she was celabit and i told her if she'd sell a bite i'd by a bit. I thought it was real funny she didn't at first, but the deal was still closed.

[Lake Chuck Duck]

Originally Posted by DUCKGOGETTER

Back in my single days i was at a buddies house trying to close the deal with this chick, and she told me as a joke she was celabit and i told her if she'd sell a bite i'd by a bit. I thought it was real funny she didn't at first, but the deal was still closed.

haha thats good

[getonfish]

Bobs Celibacy happened like this -

Bob was sitting on the couch watching TV. His wife asks him from the kitchen

Hey hun whats on the TV?

Bob replies DUST

The rest is history.