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eman 01-23-2012 05:32 PM

Celibacy
 
What is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”

He then addressed the men. “Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”

Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?”

And thus began Frank's life of celibacy...:eek:

FF_T_Warren 01-23-2012 05:35 PM

Lol

longcast 01-23-2012 05:48 PM

Hahahaha.

evidrine 01-24-2012 10:38 AM

thats funny

DUCKGOGETTER 01-24-2012 10:47 AM

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUCKGOGETTER 01-24-2012 11:13 AM

Back in my single days i was at a buddies house trying to close the deal with this chick, and she told me as a joke she was celabit and i told her if she'd sell a bite i'd by a bit. I thought it was real funny she didn't at first, but the deal was still closed.

Lake Chuck Duck 01-24-2012 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DUCKGOGETTER (Post 380777)
Back in my single days i was at a buddies house trying to close the deal with this chick, and she told me as a joke she was celabit and i told her if she'd sell a bite i'd by a bit. I thought it was real funny she didn't at first, but the deal was still closed.

haha thats good

getonfish 01-26-2012 05:12 PM

Bobs Celibacy happened like this -

Bob was sitting on the couch watching TV. His wife asks him from the kitchen

Hey hun whats on the TV?

Bob replies DUST

The rest is history.

Garfish 01-26-2012 10:46 PM

yep


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