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eman 02-18-2010 09:37 PM

Afternoon Quickie!!!
 
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with
their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.



He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

- 'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
- 'An ambulance just drove by!'
- 'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.
- 'Matt's riding a new bike!'
- 'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
- 'Jason is on his skate board!'
- After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'
- Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed!
- Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they are having sex?'

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V It's worth it!

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Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a popsicle too!!!


TOLD YA:*****:

huntin fool 02-18-2010 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eman (Post 116238)
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with
their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.



He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

- 'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
- 'An ambulance just drove by!'
- 'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.
- 'Matt's riding a new bike!'
- 'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
- 'Jason is on his skate board!'
- After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'
- Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed!
- Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they are having sex?'

V

V

V

V

V

V

V

V

V

V Wait For It!!!

V

V

V

V It's worth it!

V

V

V

V

V

V

V

V

V

V

V

Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a popsicle too!!!


TOLD YA:*****:


:*****::*****::*****::*****::*****:

longsidelandry 02-18-2010 09:38 PM

lmao good one

huntin fool 02-18-2010 09:40 PM

Eman's on a roll today

PUREBAY2200 02-18-2010 11:36 PM

Hmmmmmmm. And to think I thougt I had done something good when I got a popcicle and got to play outside.....:( x 10000000000

LaAngler 02-18-2010 11:57 PM

ha ha

Ray 02-20-2010 04:25 AM

Dat's what they sent me out with a potsickle for???


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