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Twin brothers were named Joe and John Jones.
The single brother was the proud owner of a
dilapidated boat. It happened that John's wife
died the same day that Joe's boat sank. A few
days later, a kindly old lady met Joe on the
street mistaking him for John and said "Oh
I am sorry to hear about your great loss."
You must feel terrible. Then Joe spoke up saying
"Well I'm not the least bit worried. She was
a rotten thing from the beginning. Her bottom
was all shriveled up and she smelled like a
dead fish and even the first time I got into
her she leaked water faster than anything I
had ever seen. She had a bad crack in her
back and a big hole in the front. The hole got
bigger every time I used her and she leaked like
anything. But this is what finished her. Four
guys from the other side of town looking for
a good time asked if I would rent her to them.
I warned them that she wasn't so hot. But
they said they would take a crack at her
anyway. The result was the fools all tried
to get into her at once. It was too much for
her, she cracked right up the middle."
At this point, the old lady fainted.[/SIZE]