Awkward Moments
 

Lets hear some stories of foot in mouth, etc....

Natey

this was one of the funniest things i have ever done, this may be one of those "you had to be there," things.

One night we stumbled into an ihop bout 3am. It was kinda dark in there if you know what i mean. Our waitress walks up and its a woman bigger than me who was not caucasion. She gets our drink orders and i notice while she's doin so her name tag reads LADYNASTY no spaces or hyphens. WHen she comes back with our drinks i say thanks LADY NASTY, and she spins around with this evil glare and says....its LA DYNASTY boo and stomps off and gets a man to wait on us the rest of the night. Talk about tension the whole meal, we thought we were gonna get shanked in that place.

If she would have a real name instead of a jiggaboo name maybe that wouldn't have happened lmao. I woulda called her lady nasty too :*****:

:eek::eek::eek:

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It must be something about late night breakfast places. One night while I was attending ULL we were in the waffle house near I10 on ambassador. It was 5 of us at a table and all of a sudden about 20 chinese dudes walk in and come to our table and ask my buddy which one of is is Hung(I guess it was a guys name they were looking for). Well my buddy sayd "I am hung you wanna see" and they yanked his *** out the booth and all jumped on him. We were shocked and we chased them outside then 2 of them pull out pistols. Talk about the scariest moment of my life and to this day we have no clue what happened I guess they just thought my buddy was the guy they were looking for. We went back inside and the waiters and the manager were freaking out.

lmao hung like chinese man !!

He must have been a good fisherman.

*****!

the other day i was on my cell phone and my buddy was complaining about some things, I was FN N this and that, i turned the corner and another guy sitting right there 10 feet away in a chair....

yep :redface:

then a while back i was at dinner with a couple people, one big fat girl. she was talking about some charity work she had done in new orleans. they all had to sleep in bunk beds that were stacked three high. my buddy said man i wouldn't want to sleep on the bottom. i totally forgot she was fat and I said "yeah especially of some big fat *** crawled up there!"

OMG LOL i felt soooooo embarrassed

lmao bruce !!!!!!!!! open mouff huh bruh ?!!?!?!

note to self....
 

note to self.....dont introduce my g/f to nate....:p:p

***** !!! better hope she dont read this chris !!!:*****:

i was in the mall of la one day and they had some modeling company advertising for an upcoming talent search . they had pics of people who had signed with them and a lil story as to what they had done since become a model / actor or whatever.
there was this one girl , bout 25 yrs old.
now im not a mean or critical person at all. but this girl was bot "model" material. neither am i so i can say that, lol.
i look to my buddy and say, "man what kinda advertisement could she b used in. she looks to have fallen off the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down."
we both laugh and then look to our right as someone steps close.......yea. it was her. she was acting as a recruiter for the talent search!!!!!!!!
i was speechless. i turned red as the devil and my friend gives her a hug and says "hes an azzhole , i think ur beautiful!!!!!!"

:help::help::eek::eek:

lmao.

i woulda poofed outta that place !!!!! :spineyes::rotfl:

bellpepperhead... ur avatar is model material.... can i get her # ?

Going to doctor and having trouble finding a parking spot in the garage at Lourdes. When I finally find a spot, I had overshot it by a few feet and went to back up. I did not see the car behind me and she started slinging the F-word left and right. I got out and gave the sermon about my dog box being in the way and told her she was a female dog. Jump into the elevator and who do I meet when the doors open two up? Yep the same biotch from the garage got to ride with me for what seemed like eternity.:D

on my way to lunch today there was a heavy chick....i take that back, an oversized load chick....


Well anyways...my buddy goes,"OMG look at that nasty ^&^^...I look down and this chick's pant's looks like her butt just ate them...or somebody gave her a wedgie...Well i get in class, turn around and begin to tell another friend about it...i Say the chicks name, and notice the girl next to me is staring at me...I stopped and asked," you aren't related to her in any way are you? she said "no but shes my friend..." I felt dumb.and i turned red as fire...:*****:

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