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Some of these are lame, but there are some pretty good ones...

[SIZE=3]Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]said "I don't know exactly, but put me down for a 5."[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]hole-in-one.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]ball 400 yards.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn't decide[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]between a wood and an iron.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]to beat Tiger.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]knows.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on the[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]driveway. [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]golf ball.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Apparently, Tiger's spraying his balls everywhere.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]It turns out that fixing Tiger's game and fixing his marriage both[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]require the same thing: better control over his putter... [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]Why was Tiger's wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Australia.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER'S[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]WIFE MAKES THE CUT[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]Given Tiger's racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Cheetah.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger: Who are you? And what are[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]all these trees doing in my living room?[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]Tiger Wood's shirt is all red- problem is, there's no tournament, and[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]his veins are a pint low.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They've both been[/SIZE]
clubbed by a Norwegian