Another Halloween Joke
 

<doorbell rings>

Man opens door...

Kid says "Buck-a-beet"

Man says "Huh?"

Kid says "Buck-a-beet"

Man says "ohhh... Trick or Treat..."

Kid says "Yeah... Buck-a-Beet"

Man says "What are you this year for Halloween?"

Kid says very proudly "I'm a Byrate"

Man says "What?"

Kid says "Arrrgghhh.... A Byrate"

Man says "Ohhh... a Pirate"

Kid says "Yeah... a Byrate"

Man gets the candy and says "If you're a Pirate, where are your Buccaneers?"

Kid points to the side of his head and says "Here's my Buckin Ears... Where's your Buckin Eyes?"

LMAO!!!!!!!!!