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outcast 04-26-2012 03:40 PM

Trip of a lifetime
 
A man was on the water for his weekly fishing trip. *He began his day with a 3 pound trout on the first cast and a 4-pounder on the second. *On the third cast he had just caught his first ever trout over 7 pounds when his cell phone rang.

It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. *The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was, and that he'd be there as soon as possible. *As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best day ever on the water.

He decided to get in a couple of more casts before heading to the hospital. He ended up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing his trip with a stringer like he'd never seen, with 3 trout over 7 pounds. He was jubilant.

Then he remembered his we. *Feeling guilty, he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corrand asked about his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at himand shouted, "You went ahead and finished your fishing trip didn't you! *I hope you're proud of yourself! *While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself, your wife has been anguishing in the ICU! *It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will be more than likely the last fishing trip you ever take! For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. *And you'll be her care giver forever!"

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.

The doctor then chuckled and said, "I'm just pulling your leg. *She's dead. What'd you catch?"
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latravcha 04-26-2012 04:07 PM

Wrong

Will"E"Fish 04-26-2012 07:05 PM

I plead the 5th.

Montauk17 04-26-2012 07:07 PM

Messed up but still made me laugh

DUCKGOGETTER 04-27-2012 06:46 AM

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jpeff31787 04-27-2012 09:16 AM

damn thats wrong!

Top Dawg 04-27-2012 09:25 AM

I thought it was funny. But I read it to my wife and started laughing and she just glared at me.

speck cc 04-27-2012 02:07 PM

ouch!

bjhooper82 04-27-2012 07:38 PM

LOL

FiberglassMan21 04-27-2012 09:35 PM

Thats messed up on so many levels

mr crab 04-28-2012 08:51 AM

wow

fun w son 04-29-2012 07:18 PM

i can really see my Dr. doing that!! lol!!


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