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weedeater 04-04-2012 11:51 PM

Taxi
 
An Arab Muslim enters a taxi in New York City.

Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music, as decreed by his religion.

He explains that in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music (which is music of the infidels). And there certainly was no radio.

The cab driver politely switches off the radio, stops the cab and opens the back door.

The Muslim askshim:"Whatare you doing, man?"

The cabby answers:"In the time of the prophet there were no taxis. So get the hell out and wait for a camel."

1fastmerc 04-05-2012 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weedeater (Post 415526)
An Arab Muslim enters a taxi in New York City.

Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music, as decreed by his religion.

He explains that in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music (which is music of the infidels). And there certainly was no radio.

The cab driver politely switches off the radio, stops the cab and opens the back door.

The Muslim askshim:"Whatare you doing, man?"

The cabby answers:"In the time of the prophet there were no taxis. So get the hell out and wait for a camel."

Lol.


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bigl3456 04-05-2012 12:39 PM

Good one lol!!!


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