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fun w son 02-24-2012 05:28 PM

words to the wise!
 
Some words to the wise.
Shooting Advice from various Concealed
Carry Instructors.
If you own a gun, you will appreciate this.
If not, you should get one and learn how to use it:







A: Guns have only two enemies rust and politicians.




B: Its always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.




C: Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.




D: Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length.




E: Never say "I've got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.




F: The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes, the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.




G: The most important rule in a gunfight is:

Always win - cheat if necessary.




H: Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it'll be empty.




I: If you're in a gun fight:


1. If you're not shooting, you should be loading.


2. If you're not loading, you should be moving,


3. If you're not moving', you're dead.




J: In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something!




K: If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?




L: You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language.




M: You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.



If you believe in the 2nd Amendment, please forward.

jdm4x43732 02-24-2012 05:33 PM

Can i get a hell yeah!!

longcast 02-24-2012 05:39 PM

Awesome.

Andy C 02-24-2012 05:42 PM

I thank G is the most important one!!!!

longcast 02-24-2012 05:52 PM

I also like e.

wtretrievers 02-24-2012 06:45 PM

I love this.
I posted this probably over a year ago. Everything in there makes 100% sense. Needs to be reposted at least every few months.

Suthrngntlmn 02-24-2012 06:53 PM

Oh Hell to da yea!!!

Montauk17 02-24-2012 07:40 PM

Yep

bjhooper82 02-24-2012 09:42 PM

Love it!!!

LPfishnTIM 02-25-2012 02:57 AM

yep!

DUCKGOGETTER 02-25-2012 07:13 AM

Hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

frogman 02-25-2012 07:46 PM

amen brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cashcropper 03-18-2012 07:34 PM

If you need to fire a warning shot it should be center mass.


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