Originally Posted by speck cc (Post 360978)

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[SIZE=3]> Boudreaux and Trosclair were a couple of drinking buddies who[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]> worked as aircraft mechanics at de Bayou Teche, Louisiana, International Airport. [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]> *One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]> nothing to do.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]> Boudreaux say, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]> Trosclair say, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink de jet fuel and[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]> get a buzz.'[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]> So dey pour demselves a couple o glasses o high octane gas and get[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]> completely smashed.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]> De next morning Boudreaux wake hissef up and is surprise at how good[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]> he feel.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]> In fact he feel GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nuttin![/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]> Den de phone ring. It's Trosclair. Trosclair say, 'Hey, how you are dis[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]> mornin' ?'[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]> Boudreaux say, 'Man, I feel great, how bout you?'[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]> Trosclair say, 'I feel great, too. You dun' have a hangover?'[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]> Boudreaux say, 'No dat jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nuttin'. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=3] >We ought to do dis more often..'[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]> Trosclair say, ' Yeah, well dey's just one ting.'[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]> 'Wha's dat?'[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]> 'Have you farted yet?'[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]> 'No.'[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3]> 'Well, DON'T - cause I'm in Shreveport !'[/SIZE]