SaltyCajun.com - Field of Dreams

This redneck was driving down a country road near Lake Charles . He noticed out in a farmers field that there was some wild honeysuckle growing. He stopped at the farmhouse and asked the farmer for permission to go out into his field so he could retrieve a jar of honey. The farmer told him he couldn't get honey from honeysuckle, but the young man was persistent, stating he went to Mcneese and he indeed could get honey from honeysuckle. Sure enough, about an hour later, here came the young man with a mason jar filled with honey.

About a week went by and the redneck found himself traveling down the same road. He notices the same farmer had some milk weed out in his field. He stopped in and told the farmer about the milk weed. Of course the farmer told him it was impossible to get mil from milk weed, bit he could go ahead and try. The farmer walked into house, shaking his head, laughing. About an hour went by and sure enough, here came the redneck caring a gallon of mild. The farmer looked at him in disbeleif as the redneck drove off.

Several weeks went by and the redneck found himself agin knocking on the farmers door. The farmer greeted him and said, what did you see in my field today? The redneck responded and said well, I see you have some wild pussywillow growing over there. The farmer interrupted the redneck and said, hold on, let me get my hat.