Oldest Man in Abbeville- PG-13 rated
 

The radio station wanted to interview the oldest man in Abbeville so they went out his place and asked him about his life.

At one point they asked what his happiest memory was. He said "Well, one time my neighbors goat wandered off into the swamps and got lost. Well me an all boys got us about a dozen cases of Jax and tracked that old goat down and took turns on it until we passed out..."

The interviewer was horrified, and said, "Sir, we can't rightly put that on the public radio, there might be kids listening! How about telling us about your saddest memory."

The old coon *** looked off into the distance and his eyes welled up with tears, and then he said "Well, there was that one time I wandered into the swamps and got lost..."

good one!

Thats disturbing....but funny!