Seizures?????
 

Ok......This not a joke, & I know seizures aren't funny but found extreme humor in this! One of the guys I work with used to be a paramedic & he has told us some absolutely unbelievable stories!!!!!! But this one OMG!

They got a call about a possible seizure victim, they arrive at the house (not so good part of town "hint") & knock on the door, Man arrives at the door.

Paramedics can we help you sir, can you tell what's going on?

Yuh, you see me & my ol lady was in the back having relations & she started twicthing, jerking & shaking real bad.

P/M.....Well sounds like a seizure, where is she?

She's in the bedroom, Seizure? I be's thinking maybe her "cummer" had gotten stuck.

:eek::eek::eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::*****::*****: :*****:

P/M said he dropped his medical bag in the floor & walked out the door & sat on the front porch for about 10 minutes till he could quit crying!!!!!!!

*****ooooooooo i got some funny ones from my dad !!!!!

*****

***** x 1000

Wow ***** that's just insane!!

Dude!!!!!! If you ever get their cummer stuck you know you doing some good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:smokin::churn:

Hahaha.

That's awesome

Ummmmmm no comment! ;)

LOL, Ive seen alot in the ER and the FD. but a stuck cummer is a new one to me

Happens to my wife all the time......that's why I'm jealous of her boyfriend!!!!!

Dammit
 

Dammit Dink, just spit ice cream on the puter.

Dink. I'm sorry your jealous

I'm just good at what I do

Ha!!! You wish!!!

I'd be pissed, but he works at Popeye's and gives me free chicken!!

LOL

I could write a book!

6790 Choctaw - Broken Penis - Literally
Marksville, LA - impailed vibrator
Greyhound bus station - downtown BR - impailed vibrator (male)
I-10 @ Henderson exit, erectile pain - w/ woman present!

and the hits just keep coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!:*****::*****:

I have that affect on the ladies too!!!