Four great religious truths
During these serious and trying times, people of all faiths should
remember these four great religious truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people. 2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world. 4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or the Liquor Store.:eek: |
LOL good one
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#4 is classic!
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Why do you always take at least two baptist fishing?
Why do you always take at least two baptist fishing with you (or none)?
If you only take one he'll drink all your beer up. |
#4 says it all.
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one time i sat down next to this chick, at Pete's actually, and was talking to her. So we were sitting at the bar drinking and she starts talking about how she is a baptist and drinking is bad and bars are evil....while she smokes a cig, drinks some kind of mixed drink, in a bar.... i was like this chick is crazy and i went on my way
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Should have asked her bout pre marital relations......:)
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I was born and raised baptist, I guess. My great-grandfather was a baptist preacher anyway. I love this joke and there sooooo much truth to it!
Another good one.... Anywhere there are four baptists, there's sure to be a fifth. |
Why don't Baptist's make love standing up? They don't want anyone to think they're dancing!
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