i need help!!!!!BAD

[Is it October YET?]

Have you ever just had one of those days? Since my back surgery 2 months ago I have been very depressed do to the extreme, chronic pain I have had for over two years. My back is so bad my wife has to put my draws and socks on for me. Well today I get screwed out of almost $1000 at work then I get a speeding ticket which is going to cost me $158 plus my insurance. Hopefully I can get it "taken care of". All this before lunch. Then I have to go see a therapist with the wife at 4pm.(A whole nother story) Can someone please share a good hunting story or joke. I don't want to start drinking this early in the day.