Two guys were on the golf course and waiting for 3 women in front of them to tee off. The first two teed off and here came the third. Her first swing sent the ball a whopping 10 feet. Her second swing was a complete miss. Her third swing was good for another 10 feet. She turned to the two men who were getting a little impatient and said, "Im so sorry. This is very embarrassing. I guess these f'n lessons I took aren't doing me any good!"
One of the men replied, "Well, maybe you should have taken some golf lessons then!"
Poor Stan never saw it coming. Death by 3 iron came fast for 43 yr old wise arse!