Prayer for Leroy

[Ray]

A preacher said, "Anyone with
'special needs' who wants to be
prayed over, please come forward
to the front by the altar."
With that, Leroy got in line, and
when it was his turn, the Preacher
asked, "Leroy, what do you want
me to pray about for you?"
Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need
you to pray for help with my hearing."
The preacher put one finger of one
hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other
hand on top of Leroy's head, and then
prayed and prayed and prayed. He
prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy,
and the whole congregation joined in
with great enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher
removed his hands, stood back and asked,
"Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't
'til next week."