Stupid things you've told your wife

[Matt G]

You have to be nice for only 1 more day Smalls. After she signs that paper, it's too damn late. That's when the pranks come out!!! Nothing like waking up the wife with a cold glass of water to the face while banging on a pot! She'll be lively the rest of the day

[Hey Ted]

Originally Posted by Matt G

You have to be nice for only 1 more day Smalls. After she signs that paper, it's too damn late. That's when the pranks come out!!! Nothing like waking up the wife with a cold glass of water to the face while banging on a pot! She'll be lively the rest of the day

Don't get mad when she hits you in the nuts when your sleeping!

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[Smalls]

Originally Posted by Hey Ted

Don't get mad when she hits you in the nuts when your sleeping!

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Lmao

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[Matt G]

That redhead can get feisty!

[southern151]

When asked what I wanted for Father's Day, I replied to be left alone by her and, not to spend MY money on some stupid gift for me...She's already honoring the part of leaving me alone(she thinks it bothers me)!

[simplepeddler]

mine actually said something to me yesterday that still has me laughing.......

can't even remember what we were talking about....but at one point she says......"it's called a conversation, shut up and listen".........I really like her spirit......she is a hoot

[Bdub]

My ol lady is in school and the other day said "You know you can afford to pay my bills they are only ...a month. I said "You know you could afford to lose a few pounds" Definitely didn't think that one through..

[Matt G]

Originally Posted by Bdub

My ol lady is in school and the other day said "You know you can afford to pay my bills they are only ...a month. I said "You know you could afford to lose a few pounds" Definitely didn't think that one through..

They act like money is sooo easy to come buy.

Mine had told me long ago that she wanted 4 kids and to be a stay at home mom........ I informed her that she was marrying the wrong man in that case and that she should marry someone else and have a few kids and then divorce him and come back to me....... That way she could collect the child support as a job! I thought it was a good idea, but she didn't go for it.

[Dink]

When we go to weddings, I always tell her loud enough for others to hear "Next time I get married, it'll be like this wedding!"

You can hear a pindrop