Best in the duck blind expierience...

[PotLikinisAhabbit]

Not in a blind, but my brother and I were standing in wait deep mud/dead vegetation one hunt. You have to stomp a little hole around you in order to keep you balance when shooting. He complains that there is a log stuck between his feet and decides to lift it up with his boot. Well it just so happened the log turned out to be a 4 ft alligator who chose that exact spot to brummate for the winter. Kind of a tricky situation not being able to go anywhere fast with an alligator chilling underneath your manhood. Luckily it was a cold morning and the little guy was to cold to be pissed about being woken up.