Stupid things you've told your wife

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Originally Posted by Jadams

Best one I ever did was wife goes out w me and friends by 2 am all the girls drunk getting sick and all the guys still raring to go we go drop them off at the house I ask my ex-wife if she wants me to stay r go... She says go 1 hr later I'm at strip club motor boating a chick and something slaps me in back of head... Turn around thinking I'm bout to fight the bouncer turn around and it's my ex-wife in her pajamas telling me to get in the car and come home now... Lmao I said he'll no I ain't coming home are u crazy? Ill just sleep at my buddy's house lol

My ex did the same thing, except I was with HER dad and GRANDFATHER at penthouse club in NOLA for the osu/lsu bcs game! I refused to leave and when I finally came home all my stuff was laying in the courtyard below and on the porch! So I gathered my stuff and snuck back in the hotel when she was asleep . She woke up in the middle of the night and started *****ing again... Asking why I didn't take a shower to "wash the stripper off" lmao I told her I like the smell of sluts! She did not respond good to that , or when I told her "why u mad I was only motor boating 1 at a time , your grandfather had 3 on his lap"