JOKES!!!!

[CatDaddy]

Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing
> > trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time
> > because his wife wouldn't let him.. After a lot of teasing and name
> > calling, Dave headed home frustrated.
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> > The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake to set up
> > camp, they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting at the
> > campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a
> > camp fire glowing.
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> > "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?"
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> > "I didn't have to," Dave replied.
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> > "Last week when I left our meeting, I went home and slumped down in my
> > chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind
> > me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'."
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> > "When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see
> > through negligee and she said, ' Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to
> > the bed and you can do whatever you want'......SO HERE I AM!"