How to turn THIS into THIS

[Jordan]

Made me a tree rat hunt yesterday (10.6.13). Ended up with 5. Came back and cleaned them. Could still hear some barking behing the house and grabbed shotgun and nailed 3 more, cleaned them too and set them to boil. 2 hours later they were falling off the bone. Buddy came out of woods from bow hunting and said they were everywhere. around his stand. He grabbed his Benelli and went and massacred his limit in about 35 minutes. Decided to make a chili in the crock pot. Had chili smelling good and went to climb in the stand around 3:00pm. No deer. Drew on a coyote but the dang gun rest on the stand got in my way. All in all a good day.