Baptism

[Spot-Remover]

I went coon hunting with a friend in Tenn. and we walked up on a church in the middle of nowheres with a creek behind the church. He said that they would have Baptism's in the creek behind the church on Sunday's at noon. Well one Sunday at noon his uncle,( who drank moonshine on weekends) walked up on the creek and the Preacher was standing waist deep in the creek with all the towns people standing on the bank. So he asked the preacher what he was doing? The preacher said that he was giving Baptism, would you like to cleanse your soul from sin? He thought about it for a while and said what the heck, so he set his jug down on the bank and eased on in the water. The preacher said a few words and then dunked him face first down into the water, when he let him up he asked Do you see the Lord? He said No, so he dunked him again, when he let him up the preacher asked again Do you see the Lord? He said No. The preacher dunked him again but held him under until he started fighting back, he let him up again and asked Do you see the Lord. Uncle caught his breath,wiped his face, looked at the Preacher and said !!!HELL NO!!!!! ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHERE HE WENT UNDER ?