Boudreaux joke

[RaginCagin]

Boudreaux and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip.

Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name-calling, Boudreaux headed home frustrated and depressed.

Friday afternoon when Boudreaux's buddies arrived at the camp on Bayou decade,
they were shocked to see Boudreaux.
He was already sitting on the dock with a cold beer, feet propped
up on his ice chest, fishing rod in hand, and a fire glowing on the BBQ pit.

"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Boudreaux?"

"I didn't have to," Boudreaux replied. "Yesterday, when I left
work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer To
drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then the ol' lady snuck up
behind me, covered my =2 0eyes and said, 'Surprise'."

"When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see
through negligee and she said, Carry
me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do
whatever you want'.....
So, Here I am!"