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[fishinpox]

what you guys think?? i need a ipad for under $12.00 but need it to use on a new bay boat but cant decide between a haynie, blackjack, shearwater, or seafox...maybe you can help...... oh yeah do you think i should buy a ford, chevy, or dodge to pull my new boat?? oh yeah anyone know where i could get some cheap heliumcuradowaterloos oh yeah where should i fish which is a better place big lake or lake p or grandisle??? i will only consider answers if you qualify to these standards:
1) must fish AT LEAST 389 days a year
2) must fish AT LEAST 31 hrs / day
3) must not be a pocohantas
4)must fish 19.323 bodies of water AT THE SAME TIME but not within 32.89 miles of each other
5) must clear 6 figures AFTER TAXES on a w-2
6) Head size must be realitve to arm length and hieght
7)Must never have been banned from your own website
8) must never argued that an xpress is the BEST bayboat on the market
9) must never have been the lsu mascott "mike the tiger"
10) if more than 50% of your clothing consists of lsu gear and you never attended LSU for school than please dont reply
11) If you have ever posted a picture on here and accidently had a bag of dead shrimp in the corner of the photo on the deck of your boat
12) if you ever used a bucket of gulp chum in big lake
13) if your 15 going on 37
14) if you have more poppin corks than topwater plugs
15) if you work offshore please dont reply
16) must never have fished at the weirs
17) yer boat must do 3000mph in 18 ft chop
18) must agree that ohio state dominates college footbal