W's Top 10 Accomplishments

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10. He can catch a limit of "dink" trout before the banks open

9. He has everyone believing that he owns Big Lake

8. He bought his own website and made "Salty" CEO

7. He weakens LSU football just by claiming to be a "fan"

6. He single-handedly put LSU-Eunice on the map

5. He played high school baseball for "16 years" even though his mouth is bigger than his hands

4. He conned NASA into hiring him without a high school diploma

3. He has his own "signature" series rod 'n' reel, the "REDDY Garfish Combo"

2. He has kicked cyber azz on 3 fishing guides and ASR..."IN PERSON"

And, W's number 1 accomplishment.................





















1. HE HAS SOMEHOW MANAGED TO STAY ALIVE THIS LONG