chinese sick leave

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[SIZE=4]Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work[/SIZE][SIZE=4]
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work.'
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[SIZE=4]The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really[/SIZE][SIZE=4]
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything
better and I go to work.. You try that.'[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You[/SIZE][SIZE=4]
say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got
nice house'
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