Homeland Security boat checks

[CatDaddy]

I got stopped by RR once while I was in my 16'/50hp Tohatsu. He was dropped out of an FBI/CIA/ICE drone from about 30,000 feet. When he got about 50 feet from my boat he deployed his chute and stopped him almost instantly, thus safley landing in my boat without making a ripple on the water. He drew his tricked out Custom made Bushmaster M-16 fully auto and made sure I was unarmed (good thing i didnt bring my .22cal huh?).. He then proceded to check my boat, he said he was looking for thousands of AK-47's and hundreds of pounds of meth but it wasnt here. After he completed his inspection he pushed a button that sucked up his exposed chute and deployed a super cool jet pack and blasted off... Kinda ticked me off cause the heat from his super cool jet pack weakend the new spool of 50lb Berkley Big Game Low Vis Green string...

I didnt get any paperwork either.. Whats the deal?