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Old 02-18-2010, 09:37 PM
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Default Afternoon Quickie!!!

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with
their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.



He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

- 'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
- 'An ambulance just drove by!'
- 'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.
- 'Matt's riding a new bike!'
- 'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
- 'Jason is on his skate board!'
- After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'
- Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed!
- Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they are having sex?'

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Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a popsicle too!!!


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Old 02-18-2010, 09:38 PM
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The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with
their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.



He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

- 'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
- 'An ambulance just drove by!'
- 'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.
- 'Matt's riding a new bike!'
- 'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
- 'Jason is on his skate board!'
- After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'
- Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed!
- Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they are having sex?'

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V Wait For It!!!

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V It's worth it!

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Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a popsicle too!!!


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Old 02-18-2010, 09:38 PM
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lmao good one
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Old 02-18-2010, 09:40 PM
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Eman's on a roll today
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Old 02-18-2010, 11:36 PM
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Hmmmmmmm. And to think I thougt I had done something good when I got a popcicle and got to play outside..... x 10000000000
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Old 02-18-2010, 11:57 PM
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ha ha
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Old 02-20-2010, 04:25 AM
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Dat's what they sent me out with a potsickle for???
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