The Virginians

[Andy C]

When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates.
He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted,
"You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said,
"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled,
"It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 66 other early
Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, Allah appeared.
Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

Allah replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven.
What did you think I said? You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"