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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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>>> A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade
******** students. "Human beings are the only animals that ******** stutter", she says. ******** ******** A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat ******** who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, ******** knowing how precious some of these stories could ******** become, asked the girl to describe the incident. ******** ******** "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my ******** kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a ******** running start and before we knew it, he jumped over ******** the fence into our yard! "That must've been ******** scary", said the teacher. ******** ******** "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went ******** 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say ******** "F**ck," the rottweiler ate him!" |
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