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I received my tax return back from the IRS with questions on my dependents. It puzzled me and I have been working on it ever since!!! They questioned how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents." I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons;and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate, and 1 President."Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?
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