Good dog

[Jordan]

I just need to vent.... About 2:15am this morning, my watch dog (whom is a mountain cur dog) named "T" (You'll see why I named him this later on in the story) was barking hysterically. I got up, grabbed my 870 12 guage... fumbled for a few shells and got it ready to go along with my mag lite in about 5.1234 seconds. I went to the door, in full stealth mode in boxers and a captain morgan t-shirt. I think I see an extra car parked in the driveway. The reason I think I see this is cause I have no glasses nor contacts in to see. I stalk back to the bathroom and slip my contacts in. "T" is still barking like there is an intruder. I go back to the front door, peak open the curtains and I see someone sitting in the chair on my front porch. What do i do?? I ask myself. "T" is on a rubber coated cable about 15 ft long in a fenced in yard because we have little kids over all the time and he becomes quite vicious sometimes. "T" is cutting flips over this person sitting in the chair on my front porch. Barking so hard he is choking himself with the choke chain he has around his neck. Before I could get the door unclocked and flip the porch light on, "T" snaps the rubber coated cable and it takes him about .02345345 seconds to latch onto this person sitting on my porch. "T" grabs the dudes sack and I hear this god awful sound coming from this person. So I wait a few seconds and then sling open the door, flip on the porch light... yell at "T" to break--- and this guy has one hand on his sack and the other on a 5th of something. I asked him *** he was doing on my porch, he couldnt explain himself because he was 200% intoxicated.Come to find out he is a neighbor of mine and he thought he was "home". I drive him home cause his B.A.C is probably 70 times the legal limit,and drop him on his front porch.

My question to you all is.... I have no pistol anymore--- (I sold them)
I want a home defense style weapon--tricked out--light--laser all that... good dependable pistol--no 9mm-- has to be a .40 or bigger and a case it fits in so i can get my CCW permit-- I also want to have this sidearm to be big enough to carry on my person when I go hog hunting on the river