Just another blonde...

[evidrine]

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
> lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and
> the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a
> steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the
> saddle.
>
> In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a
> firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but
> she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along,
> seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
>
> Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away
> from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot
> has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the
> horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over
> and over.
>
> As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away
> from unconsciousness when to her great fortune... Frank, the Walmart
> greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
>
> And you thought all they did was say Hello.