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Originally Posted by "W"
This is a true story about the real Lamont and Fred....... I have been having these two guys coming by my house over the last few years to cut down two pine trees.....I keep telling them I don't have the money to waist on trees but they keep coming back.... Well the more they come the lower the prices keep going...... Well Yesterday Old Fred (what I call him) came by saying he needs some money! I said look you cut both trees down for a $1000 with Stumps and haul them off....... I will do it.....And Throw in lunch with a full tank of gas to haul the stuff off......I told him that's the best I can do.......
BINGO.......HE SAYS DEAL...  ...Now I can’t pass this up!!! I told him I just need his copy of his insurance and coverage.. He gives me this look  Don’t you have insurance he ask? I said yes on my home......He says well that should cover us.....I said yes but no....It covers you walking from my door to your truck but not if you cut a tree and it falls on my house! Why should my home insurance pay for that? Or if you fall out the tree why should I pay for that? He looks and says well if I have to get a insurance plan the price will have to go up........ I said that’s my price and if you had a plan already like your suppose to have you would not take these cheep prices! (BINGO) ...... It would cost me $3000 to have these two trees removed by a real incenses tree service! Now Cut it down for my offer with insurance of leave it.....
Old Fred and Lamont |
And now he will call me and expect to buy it for $200.00
Axemen is coming back on next week, just watch a few episodes and you should know enough to fell those trees like a "PRO".
Let us know when you get ready to cut them so we can come and watch.
TIMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!