[bay_slayer]

Originally Posted by wtretrievers

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband out to the garage & put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly & removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband terrified, screamed, STOP! You're not going to cut it off are you? The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

Originally Posted by Fishmaster

This is like that joke "what would you do if you got locked in a car with a bat?" most people would say hit the window out with a bat when they could just unlock it... Welll we could just undo this vice,, ha but still ouch he might have so many tears in his eyes he cant see hahaha

Read it again........she took the handle off the vice.