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Originally Posted by huntin fool
With LAangler's post on monsterquest on, lets hear some scary/funny stories! this could get interesting  |
Some buds of mine and I were campin up at Turkey Creek one time riding 4 wheelers. Well I brought along one of those foldable toilet seats. The next morning after a night full of drinkin and havin a good time, I grabbed the toilet seat and ventured into the woods to do some business. All went well until it was time to clean up and whenever I leaned to one 'CHEEK', the damn thing collapsed. Yup you guessed it. SPLAT Right into what I just got finished expelling from my body. The *(*(*$*!@&&*(+_~(!@#&$_*(^~+()!@#&$%_(~^@%)~*!@#+_$(&* words started flying and all of a sudden my buds come running through the woods to see what was wrong only to find me there with my whole back end covered in DOO DOO. I caught hell for a long time after that. Needless to say, now I just lean against a tree. Enjoy.