[southern151]

The Gay & The Black

At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown New Orleans sat a

huge black man. He was having a few beers, when a short, well dressed,

and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him.

After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few

words to the big black man.

Leaning over towards him, he whispered, "Do you want a bj?"

At this, the massive black man leaped up with fire in his eyes,

and smacked the **** out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his

stool. He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar, before

leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot, and returning to

his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the

black man, and said, "I've never seen you react like that. What did

he say to you?"

"I don't know," the black man replied. "Something about a job."