[Matt G]

Originally Posted by marty f

Pulled from the article

" A car is now home for David Keaton, who says his house was destroyed in a fire last week.

"I went to sleep on the toilet. When I woke up, they had about two inches of smoke from the ceiling down. I said, 'Damn I must have burnt some food again,'" says Keaton.

Everything he owns is now in, and on, his car.

I hate to make light of the man's situation, but you can tell he has a few screws loose.

Originally Posted by fishfighter

yeah boy spokes on the minivan, texas sticker on the window but had louisiana plates double parked at pull a part

I saw him parked at Early's in Scott the other day. Ol girl at work said her fiancé used to work with him. She said his nickname was Top Notch.