If you have your dog trained by a "pro" or use a program other than waterdog you are a ribbon dog yuppy.
If your dog doesn't pick up multiple birds on the same trip then he's not official.
If you buy a dog already trained then he is automatically not good and you are "stupid" for not training your own dog using the waterdog system.
If you own a yeti you are again said yuppy.
Everyone's tax dollars are sent to manage shrimping inside the weirs so they can catch shrimp regardless of if it is open or not.
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