[duckman1911]

Originally Posted by Wide Open

One of the best I've ever heard!
Year before last I installed a French door unit in a officers house all the way up until the day before Christmas Eve, witch is unheard of for me. I wait all year for the last week of dec, and the first two weeks of January for ducks and bucks.
He was pushy and needed it done before Christmas, soo I granted him his wish and figured I did his family a favor working on my vacation time to get it done for there christmas dinner.
When the job was completed he handed me my check and said,

Him: you killin them ducks?

Me: yes sir I'm killing ducks.

Him: well the only way you can cash that check, is if you clean me 6-8 of them ducks next time whole. I got sum family across the lake that wants them! You know plucked clean,ALL RITE!

Me: well sir see my ducks are already spoken for, but I'll keep u n mind!

My blood pressure was boiling, had he not been in law , and a fat check been in my hand headed for my bank, well lets just say I'm a better man today for what I didn't do!

Sum people's children! Lol

Sounds like something my father inlaw would. Some folks got some ballz