[Andy C]

There was a man who

lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very

depressed because he loved to play

golf.






One day in his

despair, he decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator

and went to the top of a building to jump off.








He was standing on

the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along,

whooping and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw

that this man didn't have any arms at

all.






He started thinking:

what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself? I still

have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with

no arms, skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on

with his life.






He hurried down and

caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how glad he

was to see him because he lost one of his arms and felt

useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again

for saving his life and said he knew he could make it with

one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.








The man with no arms

began dancing and whooping and kicking up his heels

again.






He asked, "Why are

you so happy anyway?"






He said, "I'm NOT

happy. My balls itch."






Heart-warming

stories like this just makes one want to

cry