not as funny
definately not my best work but here ya go for now
Bud light presents real men of genius (Real men of genius)
Today we salute you Mr. Ebay Account Phisher. (Mr. Ebay Account Phisher) Thanks to you, people everywhere can buy boats, RVs, cars, and trucks for ½ of the sticker price and have it sent to them for FREE…..(Wow what an investment!) Knowing we can’t authenticate, extrapolate, investigate, or conjugate simple terms you miraculously con us into down payments (No spreakinzie da interweb lingo). Interested in saving money??? What about saving time? Give me that double check discount. (Double check discount!!!) Believe it or not only you can drop the price down by 5/8 and still afford to pay your own shipping. (Tooo good to be true!!!!) Only you can master the english language and conjure up names like Gene Kaworski, Tsnarnev Thibodeaux, and Tommy Kriestchez (Half Chechen Cajun!)
Soo crack open a bud light oh philosophical phisher, when it comes to stories… your cousin’s brother’s uncle’s friend is handling all the details and you are in Iran solving global warming (What a role model American!)
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