My buddy John lives in Kraemer and has a son that is best buds with ZZ.
One day about 3 years ago he was in his front yard digging a stump out and ZZ pulls up in his moms car.
ZZ said "what you doing?"
John said "I'm digging this stump out"
So ZZ said "man I dug a stump out before let me dig that out for you"
So he takes the shovel from John and starts digging around.
ZZ dug for about 2 minutes and said, "Mr. John Imma have to give this shovel back to you, I aint as young as I use to be".
John said "ZZ, how old are you?
ZZ "13".
So John says "ZZ I know you aint here to help me with the stump, what you need?"
ZZ said "I was seeing if your boy wants to come ride to Wal-Mart"
John said "ZZ you got a license to drive that car?"
ZZ, "no"
John "your mom knows you have her car"
ZZ "No"
John "well you bring her car back before she reoprts it stolen, and no my son ain't going to Wal-Mart with you either"
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