Uhhh, I'm from Oklahoma. We grew up hearing about this crap. We discovered it wasn't much true about the same time we discovered alcohol. For the most part a cow will just stand and look at you like your an idiot. A few, well aimed, seem to have a sideways kick that rolls out at about 298mph(John Force take notes!)!!!
I never had one fall over but on at least one occasion, the whole herd went apeS ###(that's apeSNOT! not a real infraction!! *****!!!! the F stands for FISHIN'!)
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